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INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO CONSUME COFFEE By Mark Salamon, December 2, 2019 I wrote an article a while back on…
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By Mark Salamon, September 17, 2019 Sometimes people ask me why I am so serious all the time, and I…
By Mark Salamon, September 4, 2019 So I’m scrolling through the medical news feed looking for something to make fun…
By Mark Salamon, August 1, 2019 As a coffee lover, I never get tired of telling people that drinking coffee…
By Mark Salamon, July 1, 2019 If you’re like me, your favorite part of surgery is signing all those forms…
As a lifelong fan of bad words, I was delighted to stumble across some very important scientific research that has…
By Mark Salamon, May 1, 2019 Like most males, I occasionally suffer from episodes when I can physically not hear…